Two young blokes were picked up by the cops for smoking ganja
and appeared in court on last Friday.
The Judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd
like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out
this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug abuse and get them to
give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court on Monday."
On Monday, the two chaps were back in court, and the judge
said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, Your Honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up
drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful! What did you tell
them?"
"I used a diagram, Your Honor. I drew two circles like
this:
O o
..and told them that the big circle is your brain before
drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable!" said the Judge.
To the second guy the judge said, "And you, how did you
do?"
"Well, Your Honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up
drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing!! How did you manage to do
that?"
Well, I used a similar approach. I drew two circles:
o O
...and said (pointing to the small circle), "This is
your asshole anus before prison....."
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“Brain
scans of 10 men in their mid-20s who had been using Ecstacy for long period
found a 10 percent shrinkage in the volume of the hippocampus, the region of
the brain responsible for long-term memory”
den Hollander B, Schouw M, Groot P, Huisman H, Caan M,
Barkhof F, Reneman L. Preliminary
evidence of hippocampal damage in chronic users of ecstasy. J Neurol Neurosurg Psychiatry. 2012
Jan;83(1):83-5. doi: 10.1136/jnnp.2010.228387. Epub 2011 Mar 28.
Still not convinced about the O o effect of drugs, click
HERE to read the full report.
2. The Zestzfulness Team apologises for not being allowed to
show evidence of the oO effect of drug abuse but you can get a fair idea by clicking HERE
Thank you Chew Wah Yeong for showing us the 'Oos'
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