Well, here's more great literature from the same passionate follower, correctly censored and post-dated from Sunday, for your reading pleasure:
If necessity is the mother of invention, then frustration is the father of m*sturbation!
Always marry a woman with small palms. It makes your d*ck look bigger!
Life without friends is like boobs without nipples... POINTLESS!
The importance of UNITY explained at it's best: What did one leg of a woman tell the other: UNITED we are save, Divided we are f*cked.
Slogan on a boy's T-shirt: Please tell your b**bs not to stare at my eyes.
F*ck a girl & she'll love you... Love a girl & she'll f*ck you!
The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your feet she's still got you by the b*lls