Will You Live to see 80?

Hugh Hefner, 86 and Crystal Harris, 26; Credit: telegraph.co.uk

My classmate from St Anthony's, Robert Kong recently picked a new primary care doctor:

After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, the doctor said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking the doctor, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and Bak-Kut-Teh?

'I said, 'Not much.... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?'

'No,' I said...

He looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why the hell do you want to live to 80?'

The Zestzfulness recommends Bak Kut Teh from The Big Tree in Port Klang. Enjoy it with your favourite Chinese tea, preferably after a dose of OAT Glucan Powder