|Hugh Hefner, 86 and Crystal Harris, 26; Credit: telegraph.co.uk|
My classmate from St Anthony's, Robert Kong recently picked a new primary care doctor:
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, the doctor said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking the doctor, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and Bak-Kut-Teh?
'I said, 'Not much.... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?'
'No,' I said...
He looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why the hell do you want to live to 80?'