Approved Phrases of the Season

1 Talk about a huge breast
2 Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3 If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst.
4 That’s one terrific spread.
5 I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
6 Are you ready for seconds yet?
7 Just wait your turn, you’ll get some.
8 Don’t play with your meat.
9 Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
10 Do you think you will be able to handle all these people at once?
11 I didn’t expect everyone to come at once.
12 How long will it take after you stick it in?
13 You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

We are talking about the Christmas turkey, of course.

Seriously,

Somehow, not only for Christmas
But all the long year through
The joy that you give to others
Is the joy that comes back to you.

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