Zestz for LAUGHS

A ‘Before Viagra and Zestz Moisturising Gel’ Story

After a few years of married life, a guy finds that he is unable to perform anymore. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tried a few things but nothing works.

Finally the doctor says to him, ‘This is all in your mind.’ and refers him to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, ‘I am at a loss as to how you can possible be cured.’ Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a dukun (witch doctor).

The dukun says, ‘I can cure this,’ and throws some powder on a flame. There is a flash with billowing blue smoke. ‘This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say ”one, two, three” and it shall rise for as long as you wish!’

The guy then asks the dukun, ‘What happens when it’s over?’

The dukun says, ‘All you or your partner has to say is “one, two, three, four” and it will go down. But be warned it will not work again for a year.’

The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news.

So he is lying in bed with her and says, ‘One, two, three.’

Sure enough, he was suddenly up and ready.

His wife turns over and says, ’What did you say “one, two, three’ for?’

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