One beautiful December evening Ah Beng and his girlfriend Ah Lian were sitting under the Kota Lama bridge in Klang.
It was a romantic night... full moon and stars in the sky, Ah Beng looked lovingly at Ah Lian and said, "Oh darling, let's do Wee wee chu."
"Oh no, not now, let's just look at the moon!" said Ah Lian, very shyly.
Oh, c'mon darling, let you and I do the Wee wee chu. I love you and it's the perfect time,"
Ah Beng begged. "But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Ah Lian.
Please, darling Lian, do the Wee wee chu with me."
Ah Lian looked at Ah Beng and said, "OK darling only one time, we'll do the Wee wee chu."
Ah Beng immediately grabbed his guitar and they both sang...
"Weeweechu a Mely Kissma, Weeweechu a Mely Kissma,
Weeweechu a Mely Kissma, and a Happy New Year..."
Disclaimer: Steven Teoh, a patent "banana", is solely responsible for this "desecration"