Sunday, January 10, 2010

Zestz for LAUGHS



Husband and Wife Situations

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday.

Doctor: Your husband needs rest & peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”

The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.”

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