Zestz for LAUGHS

Love Making Tips For Seniors¹

a. Wear your glasses... to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

b. Set timer for 3 minutes... in case you doze off in the middle.

c. Set the mood with lighting - turn them ALL OFF!

d. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

e. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

f. Use extra POLIDENT² so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

g. Have UPHAMOL³ ready in case you actually complete the act..

h. Make all the noise you want.... the neighbors are deaf too.

i. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!

j. Don't even think about trying it twice. .. .

1. Old Pharmacists Do It Over-The-Counter

2. Polident Denture Adhesive Cream acts as a supporting layer between your dentures and your gums, preventing them from rubbing and causing irritation. This prevents bits and pieces of food getting stuck between the dentures and your gums, so you can enjoy a wider range of food. Polident is safe to use everyday.

3. Uphamol 650 is a non-prescription O-T-C medication that contains 650mg of paracetamol per tablet to relief headaches, aches and pains.

4. You should try Zestz Moisturising Gel when you’re Hardly Doing It.

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