Shariff sent us this piece all the way from London. Now my sister wants to know if this is his new secretary.
A secretary complained about her boss.....
She said, "My boss is so sex-crazed". Every time he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP position and then the DESKTOP position, followed by the SPREADSHEET format.
I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE, which is most uncomfortable.
Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE.
Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER, ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage.
Once I tried to ESC but he caught me and shifted me to his HOME where he started pressing @ BACKSPACE, and saying "TURNOVER today"...
Many a times he works without CAPLOCKS (without "CAP" or HELMET ) and sometimes as an ALT he CRASHES my SYSTEM until he looses his CTRL and he LOGS IN....
This process continues until I ZIP him and SHUTDOWN his main SYSTEM....
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