Saturday, December 15, 2012

Two Malaysian VIPs in Melbourne

Part of the local security detail for the visiting VIPs

Two Malaysians, Najib and Anwar, somehow found themselves at the same hair salon in Melbourne.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber (we shall call them hairstylists, for a bit of class) not a word was spoken.

The hairstylists did not start a conversation thinking these wogs “no speakah de English”.

As the hairstylists finished their tasks, the one who had Najib in his chair reached for the after-shave.

Najib was quick to stop him saying “No thanks, my wife will smell that and think that I’ve been in a whorehouse. “

The second stylist turned to Anwar and attempted, “How about you, sir? “

Anwar replied in perfect English, “Go ahead; my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”

Critical: Korina reminds us that all characters appearing in this work are fictitious and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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