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My old classmate, Wah Yeong, was in his neighbourhood Giant when he
noticed a very attractive woman waving at him.
She said, 'Hello.'
Wah Yeong was rather taken aback because he couldn’t place where he
knows her from. So he asked, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replied, 'I think you're the father of one of my
kids.'
Wah Yeong’s mind travelled back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife.
So he asked, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I
made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looked into his eyes and said calmly, 'No, I'm your son's
teacher.'
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