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The 2012 Australian Poetry Competition* held in the Sydney
Opera House had come down to two finalists;
A) The university graduate.
B) An old aboriginal.
They were given a word, and then allowed two minutes to
study the word and come up with a short four line poem that contained the word.
The word they were given was ' TIMBUKTU '.
First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He
stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu .
The crowd went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top
that, they thought.
The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and
recited;
Me and Tim a huntin' went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They were three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and Tim..buktu .
The aboriginal won.
* Could not find this in the internet. If you think you are better than the old Abo, the W B Yeats Poetry Prize for Australian Poets is now accepting entries for the 2013 Prize.
If you really want to know about Tim..buktu, click HERE, but be prepared to be surprised!
* Could not find this in the internet. If you think you are better than the old Abo, the W B Yeats Poetry Prize for Australian Poets is now accepting entries for the 2013 Prize.
If you really want to know about Tim..buktu, click HERE, but be prepared to be surprised!
Please come up with a short four line poem that contained the word, COCKATOO;-)
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