If sex with 3 people is called a threesome.....

.......and sex with 2 people is a twosome, 

now I understand why they call you handsome! 

Here's some more corny jokes to lighten up your weekend:

CONDOM

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore …..                                                                                    A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

NEW BOOK

A religious police walks into Borders at Berjaya Times Square, Kuala Lumpur and asks the young lady assistant, 

"Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?"

She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."

"That's the one; I'll take a copy…"

PREGNANT PROSTITUTE

Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?"

"For goodness’ sake, if you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?