“The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle* to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get any more accurate than that!"
The above is found in Rich & Cheri Vail's blog.
* The eagle is the supporter of the shield in the Great Seal of the United States which is used to authenticate certain documents issued by the United States federal government.
The picture of the condom has been downloaded from www.signnetwork.com, a one-stop shop offering easy, ready to apply computer cut vinyl lettering and signs. You can customise the condom with stars and stripes and your choice of colours from red, yellow, blue, white... but the risk is yours if the end result looks anything like that One Malaysia logo that is being bandied around our country.
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