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The
pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
praise
for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium.
She
said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible
bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was
excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You
could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine
the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.
"Tom
was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move
caused him
terrible
pain."
We
prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they
were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap
wire around it to hold it in place."
Again,
the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they
imagined
the horrible surgery performed on Tom.
"Now," she announced in a
quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors
say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
All
the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if
anyone else had something to say.
A
man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
Source: unknown |
The
entire congregation held its breath.
"I
just want to tell my wife the word is /**/sternum/**/.
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Don't know what is a scrotum? Click HERE, but be forewarned!
Thank you Dr Hum Hoe Khin for this lesson in the human anatomy.
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