Saturday, September 29, 2012

Topless Photo of Kate Middleton

Like so many of us DOM (dirty old men) Robert Kong tirelessly surfed the net for Kate's topless photo. He succeeded and now share his find with us. However, modesty compels us to crop the pix, sorry! Now, who is lying?

Robert also sent this joke :

One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon.

He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.

"Could you taste this for me, please?"

The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.

"Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.

"No, not at all," says the chemist.

"Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."

Hey, that was a joke at the expense of pharmacists!

Ok la but let us share with you one on Catholics (and Lawyers) that we got from a non-believer (because of the risk of some 'decent' religious folks out there wanting to bomb the author, so we shall keep his identity secret):

On their way to get married, a young couple was involved in a fatal car accident...

The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter arrived, they asked him, "Can we get married in heaven?"

St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left.

The couple sat and waited for an answer.....for a couple of months.

While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all?

"What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together FOREVER?"

Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.

"Yes," he informed the couple, "You CAN get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering: What if things don't work out? Can we get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?"

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