When Viagra is not a blessing
A handsome senior gent walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "I've screwed up on my calendar and now have 3 young hot babes all coming to my place tonight. What can you recommend to provide me with some 'staying power' because I'd sure hate them to leave sexually unsatisfied?"
"Well," says the pharmacist, "I suppose if you trippled the dosage of this Viagra, they should be impressed by your performance."
"Sounds reasonable, I'll try it" responds the gent.
The next day the same senior gent straggles into the pharmacy, looking much the worse for wear.
"Say, you don't look so good this morning fella" comments the pharmacist, "How do you feel?"
"How do I feel?" says the senior glancing around the store and seeing there are no other customers. "Look at this!" and proceeds to unzip his fly and lay his manhood out on the counter for the pharmacist's inspection.
Now the gent's organ is terribly bruised, lacerated and mangled causing the pharmacist to wince and say "Jeez, that looks painful."
"Tell me about it!" says the gent, "Do you have any Menzza?"
"Oh no, if you put Menzza on that the pain will kill you" replies the pharmacist.
"No, no" says the gent, "the Menzza is for my sholder, the girls never showed up!"