It Doesn't Matter To Me

At a lounge overlooking a 600 plus hectare man-made lake in an administrative centre, not unlike Naypyidaw …..


Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,

"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it ! "


Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, 

                           "Really? No kidding-meh, I also from the ruling coalition-one ! "




We thank the many people who forwarded us this joke by an unknown author, originally titled “At a bar in Bangsar” . It is so funny we want to share it with you too. However, because its direct reference to a  bunch of 'lanun and perompak' (pirates and plunderers) is too close to home, we have edited it to draw attention away from these glib characters.