Saturday, April 7, 2012

Mate Match

Harinder Singh sent us this true? story. Long one this, but worth it!!

This got the whole of Sydney laughing.....

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks heard this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.

The DJs play a game called 'Mate Match'. The DJ calls someone at work and asks if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification.

If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, the couple wins a holiday to Bali.

The Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet.

Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: Gidday, Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?

Contestant: Yeah, sure.

DJ: Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Bali if you win. What is your name? First only please.

Contestant: Brian.

DJ: Brian, are you married or what?'

Brian: (laughing nervously) Yes, I am married.

DJ: Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.

Brian: Sarah.'

DJ: Is Sarah at work, Brian?

Brian: She is gonna kill me.

DJ: Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?

Brian: (laughing) Yes, she's at work.

DJ: Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?

Brian: Ohhh, maaaate. Ha ha, well, about 8 o'clock this morning.

DJ: And how long did it go for Brian?

Brian: Orrrrr . . . about 10 minutes.

DJ: Wow! Final question. Where did you do it mate?

Brian: Ohhhh maaaaate, I can't say that.

DJ: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian!

Brian: O.K. . . . O.K. . . . On the kitchen table.

DJ: (and others in the room - much laughter) Good one Brian, now is it O.K. for us to call your wife?

Brian: Yeah, alright.

DJ: Hi Sarah, how are you?

Sarah: Hi. Good, thanks.

DJ: (Explains competition again.) We've got Brian on the other line. Say Hello.

Sarah: Hi, Brian.

Brian: Hi, Sarah.

DJ: Now Sarah, we're going to ask you the same three questions we asked Brian, and if you give the same answers, you win a trip for two to Bali.

Sarah: (laughing) Brian, what the hell are you up to?'

Brian: (laughing) Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.

Sarah: O.K.

DJ: Sarah, when was the last time you had sex?

Sarah: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.

Brian: Sarah, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.

Sarah: O.K. . . . About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work.

DJ: Good, nice start ! Next question: How long did it go for, Sarah?

Sarah: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.

Co-DJ: Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to Bali. Are you ready?

Sarah: (laughing) Yes.

DJ: Where did you have it?

Sarah: OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?

DJ: There's a trip to Bali on the line here.

Brian: Sarah, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway. Just tell him, honey.

DJ: What is bothering you so much, Sarah?

Sarah: Well...

DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

Sarah: Up the arse.....

Radio Silence

[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]

DJ: Sorry if anyone was offended before. We're going live here, and sometimes these things happen. We've given Brian and Sarah the holiday. Now we'll take a music break.

The above started in 1993 as the Newlywed Game in the States, quickly morphed into an Australian Mate Match and busted in 1998 but still giving lots of laughs around the world

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