He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times with Sensodyne, used Oral B Mint Waxed Floss 8 times & on top of that gargled 2 x 750ml of Colgate Plax.
As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 6 strong Clorets.
His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed, Jerry opened his mouth wide.
The dentist got close enough & said, "Man, did you have 69 before you came here?"
"Why?" Jerry asked, "Does my breath smell like pussy"?
"No" The dentist replied, "Your forehead smells like shit."
Editor’s Note
We don’t sell to
ilet papers.
No, Zestz DeO Spray won’t work on his forehead.
You just have to show her how to use a bidet.
PS.
We don't need to explain what 69 is (we hope) but we would like to assure you that bidet or cebok helps relieve the inflammatory symptoms of hemorrhoids, reduce the recurrence of cystitis and vaginitis, as well as the soreness associated with diarrhoea.
Furthermore, achieving and maintaining good oral health is important to optimal general health and may reduce the incidence of some cardiac infections such as infective (bacterial) endocarditis.
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